Product Details
Everyone needs a sweary pen in their life, and we’ve got a whole range of expletive-filled phrases to choose from. Because of that, they also make the perfect little gift!
Delivery Information
Any order over £50 qualifies for FREE next working day delivery! Otherwise, we charge £6.95 for next working day delivery, and £4.95 for standard 2-3 day delivery. Please make your choice at check out. Click here for the full Shipping Policy.
Returns Information
Our return policy lasts 30 days. If 30 days have gone by since your purchase, unfortunately we can’t offer you a refund or exchange. Perishable goods and certain other products cannot be returned or exchanged. Click here for the full Returns & Refunds Policy.