Tap open a can of Council Juice Posh As F**k Sparkling Water!
Council Juice. Tap water. A bit of nostalgic slang. But this water doesn't just come straight from the tap. Oh no, it comes from an artesian spring deep in the Scottish Borders. But since it's sparkling, we've called it posh as f**k!
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