Because they just are! But in the most endearing of ways, of course!
Make a statement with our very own Total Wanker Coaster! Everyone loves a cheeky wee phrase, plus the coaster's tartan lettering gives it a colourful Scottish twist. Makes a great gift!
Any order over £50 qualifies for FREE next working day delivery! Otherwise, we charge £7.95 for next working day delivery, and £5.95 for standard 2-3 day delivery. Please make your choice at check out. Click here for the full Shipping Policy.
Our return policy lasts 30 days. If 30 days have gone by since your purchase, unfortunately we can’t offer you a refund or exchange. Perishable goods and certain other products cannot be returned or exchanged. Click here for the full Returns & Refunds Policy.
